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created on 09/25/2006  |  http://fubar.com/stuff-goin-on/b6766
I found the following article somewhere...I can't really remember. Anyway, I think it's kind of funny. Any guesses as to which one is my favorite? (and was I suprised to find her on this list!) And remember, it says "it *may* mean" ... _________ If he fantasizes about...Angelina Jolie It may mean... He's attracted to a do-gooder woman who also isn't afraid to show a bit of a wild streak. It's the reason why Jolie tops so many men's wish lists: They want the woman who is good, but not too good. And the woman who is sultry, but not too sultry. If he fantasizes about...Jennifer Aniston It may mean... Attracted to Aniston's innocent persona, he likes the girl next door and yearns to be the household protector. Though traditional gender roles have certainly changed and evolved over the last several decades, many men still enjoy playing the role of the prince who rescues the damsel in distress. If he fantasizes about...The young, troubled beauties (Paris, Lindsay, Britney) It may mean... He's attracted to risk-takers-and women who don't care what other women may think about them. That, and perhaps the boy has got more loose screws than a hardware store. If he fantasizes about...Halle Berry, Scarlett Johansson It may mean... That he has darn good taste. Physically, they represent classic feminine beauty-their curves, their skin, their heart-stopping faces. That may mean he has very high standards-and seeks relationship perfection. If he fantasizes about...Julianne Moore, Michelle Pfeiffer It may mean...He appreciates that experience, knowledge, and just the right amount of sass and humor goes a long way to making for strong relationships. Mrs. Robinson jokes aside, he appreciates maturity-and all the good things that come with it. If he fantasizes about...Pam Anderson It may mean... Do I really have to say it? If he fantasizes about...Beyonce, J. Lo, Fergie, Janet It may mean... That he's not only into curves and lovely lady humps, but that he's also into women who have some relationship rhythm. He wants a woman who's able to let loose, show her moves, and someone who's confident being on center stage-sexually and socially. If he fantasizes about...Any character from Grey's Anatomy It may mean... That he's a sensitive dude. Not because he's got a thing for Meredith, Izzie, or the rest of the crew, but because-instead of being at a bar or a ball game-he's obviously sitting next to you on Thursday nights.
I found the following article somewhere...I can't really remember. Anyway, I think it's kind of funny. Any guesses as to which one is my favorite? (and was I suprised to find her on this list!) And remember, it says "it *may* mean" ... _________ If he fantasizes about...Angelina Jolie It may mean... He's attracted to a do-gooder woman who also isn't afraid to show a bit of a wild streak. It's the reason why Jolie tops so many men's wish lists: They want the woman who is good, but not too good. And the woman who is sultry, but not too sultry. If he fantasizes about...Jennifer Aniston It may mean... Attracted to Aniston's innocent persona, he likes the girl next door and yearns to be the household protector. Though traditional gender roles have certainly changed and evolved over the last several decades, many men still enjoy playing the role of the prince who rescues the damsel in distress. If he fantasizes about...The young, troubled beauties (Paris, Lindsay, Britney) It may mean... He's attracted to risk-takers-and women who don't care what other women may think about them. That, and perhaps the boy has got more loose screws than a hardware store. If he fantasizes about...Halle Berry, Scarlett Johansson It may mean... That he has darn good taste. Physically, they represent classic feminine beauty-their curves, their skin, their heart-stopping faces. That may mean he has very high standards-and seeks relationship perfection. If he fantasizes about...Julianne Moore, Michelle Pfeiffer It may mean...He appreciates that experience, knowledge, and just the right amount of sass and humor goes a long way to making for strong relationships. Mrs. Robinson jokes aside, he appreciates maturity-and all the good things that come with it. If he fantasizes about...Pam Anderson It may mean... Do I really have to say it? If he fantasizes about...Beyonce, J. Lo, Fergie, Janet It may mean... That he's not only into curves and lovely lady humps, but that he's also into women who have some relationship rhythm. He wants a woman who's able to let loose, show her moves, and someone who's confident being on center stage-sexually and socially. If he fantasizes about...Any character from Grey's Anatomy It may mean... That he's a sensitive dude. Not because he's got a thing for Meredith, Izzie, or the rest of the crew, but because-instead of being at a bar or a ball game-he's obviously sitting next to you on Thursday nights.
I found the following article somewhere...I can't really remember. Anyway, I think it's kind of funny. Any guesses as to which one is my favorite? (and was I suprised to find her on this list!) And remember, it says "it *may* mean" ... _________ If he fantasizes about...Angelina Jolie It may mean... He's attracted to a do-gooder woman who also isn't afraid to show a bit of a wild streak. It's the reason why Jolie tops so many men's wish lists: They want the woman who is good, but not too good. And the woman who is sultry, but not too sultry. If he fantasizes about...Jennifer Aniston It may mean... Attracted to Aniston's innocent persona, he likes the girl next door and yearns to be the household protector. Though traditional gender roles have certainly changed and evolved over the last several decades, many men still enjoy playing the role of the prince who rescues the damsel in distress. If he fantasizes about...The young, troubled beauties (Paris, Lindsay, Britney) It may mean... He's attracted to risk-takers-and women who don't care what other women may think about them. That, and perhaps the boy has got more loose screws than a hardware store. If he fantasizes about...Halle Berry, Scarlett Johansson It may mean... That he has darn good taste. Physically, they represent classic feminine beauty-their curves, their skin, their heart-stopping faces. That may mean he has very high standards-and seeks relationship perfection. If he fantasizes about...Julianne Moore, Michelle Pfeiffer It may mean...He appreciates that experience, knowledge, and just the right amount of sass and humor goes a long way to making for strong relationships. Mrs. Robinson jokes aside, he appreciates maturity-and all the good things that come with it. If he fantasizes about...Pam Anderson It may mean... Do I really have to say it? If he fantasizes about...Beyonce, J. Lo, Fergie, Janet It may mean... That he's not only into curves and lovely lady humps, but that he's also into women who have some relationship rhythm. He wants a woman who's able to let loose, show her moves, and someone who's confident being on center stage-sexually and socially. If he fantasizes about...Any character from Grey's Anatomy It may mean... That he's a sensitive dude. Not because he's got a thing for Meredith, Izzie, or the rest of the crew, but because-instead of being at a bar or a ball game-he's obviously sitting next to you on Thursday nights.

It hurts us!

OOooowww! Crap! Brownies right out of the oven are really hot! Damn my sugar cravings, I think I burnt the inside of my mouth! Crap!

A Dilemma

A dilemma... I'm cold. Seriously, I know, that is so strange for me. According to Weather.com, it's 51 degrees out, and that's like my ideal temperature-- actually, I love it when it's under 62 or so-- and I have the windows open and a nice cool breeze is wafting in the apartment. But I haven't been really feeling well the past few days, and I think that's contributing to me feeling cold. So I'm sitting her in my chair, laptop on the stand at my side, sipping tea, and my cat has plopped herself down on my lap and gone to sleep. Which is really nice, the cat's all warm, and it's helping me feel a lot warmer, but the only thing is-- --I'm out of tea. So now I have to decide if I should get up, wake the cat, and make some more, or enjoy her sleeping as she is and go without more tea. It's not entirely a dilemma I mind having, however.

Review of Sinclair Lewis’ Main Street:

I just finished reading two days ago Sinclair Lewis’most-famous work, Main Street. Written in 1920, it is his story of small town America,and of small town Minnesota. Having myself grown up in small-town Minnesota, I read it as a perspective on that culture, and the attitudes of its citizens, as well as Lewis’ critique on their social views and way of life. Interestingly, I found that while more than sixty years have passed between the writing of the novel and when I was more or less living in his ‘set,’ his work is dead-on in many respects.

Lewis, however, portrays his small town, Gopher Prairie, through the lens of an outsider, his heroine Carol Kennicourt. She is the daughter of a respected judge from Mankato, earns a college education from an institution in the ‘metropolitan’ Twin Cities, and aspires to move to a small, hick country town and reform its residents to her modern, liberal and, in her opinion, more advanced world view. She is courted by a country doctor from Gopher Prairie, accepts his offer of marriage, and starts her new life there, ready to begin her life-long endeavor.

The one dramatic element of this book, and there is substantially, only this one, are her successes, which are few, and her failures, which are almost always inevitable, to make this town anew. Through her disappointments, Lewis masterfully depicts the attitudes of this small town culture. They are provincial. They are small-minded, conservative, disdainful of ‘city folk’ from Minneapolis, and suspicious of farmers, especially of German and Scandinavian immigrant farmers. They are gossipy, republican, religious, and overall very simple folk where standard dinner party conversation is limited to hunting and the scandalous nature of those who refuse to behave within the bounds of their limited social order.

Carol pushes against this thinking, and is rebuffed constantly in her attempts to do so. To some, this novel may seem devoid of action, without a plot, and a story that only seems to move as fast as change in this small town, which is to say, almost not at all. I find, however, that there is a genius to Lewis’ madness in this method. In small tidbits, he throws a grenade of a potential plot-twist, about ever fifty pages, which threatens to turn the whole story upside down. Instead, it is revealed that the pin was never pulled, and a potential change to Carol’s drab town again fizzles into nothing, and her fighting the forces of the village lead only to her further isolation. In this way Lewis portrays the mind-numbing pace of life in a small town, in one brief moment of potential newness that agonizingly never materializes. Not only does this accurately portray the small town, it keeps the plot moving.

Another aspect I find interesting: the portrayal of social stratification. In a very telling and skillfully crafted passage, the aristocracy of the town is defined as belonging to a profession, earning more than four thousand dollars a year, or having both sets of grandparents born in America. Carol is a member of this upper strata; she constantly rails against it, even as she lives well because of it. Part of her defiance against the mores of this town is manifested in her socializing with non-members of her set. Cavorting with a socialist, her housekeeper, and a tailor’s assistant on different occasions incurs their ire and disapproval.

Although this minor aristocracy exists and this ‘classless’ America, the social change of this time period is apparent. The fortunes and fates of the world do come to Gopher Prairie, as the First World War ends and prosperity arrives. Domestic servants are more difficult to find. Women of well off families do enter the work-force during the war, and it is accepted, albeit on more ‘patriotic’ grounds. It is interesting to see that many of the changes Carol initially advocated for, such as a new school building, do come about, but not by her revolutionary actions toward the beginning of the novel, but rather by the great, uncontrollable forces that press on the town from the outside.

So how does Lewis’ Gopher Prairie of 1910 to 1920 compare with the small town that I knew during the 1980s? The most obvious are factors of geography, namely that his is in the rural, agrarian central part of the state, while I grew up in the rural, forested, and, for the most part, unpopulated northern part. There also lacks the upper crust social set in mine, a casualty of the post-world war I years and their consequences, which Lewis’ hauntingly predicts and hints at in the last half of his novel. It is fascinating to see the Scandinavian immigrants, my very recent ancestors, employed as field hands and manual and domestic laborers only so few decades ago, while now they are accepted and as much in the norm of my hometown. In fact, they hold the very occupations and wealth of the people who in Gopher Prairie looked down on them and criticized their sloth. Irony was not lost on Lewis, and indeed many of his portrayals carry similar such satirical observations.

Strikingly accurate is Lewis’ observation of the mindset of the small-towners, and their belief in the superiority of their way of life. Namely, that in a small town, where everyone knows everyone else, all are held accountable and to the high moral standards with no deviations to such. I would agree that this is still the case, although with some relaxing, but there is still a sense that you are being watched by your neighbors, an all too often reality for Carol, and your words to one member of the town are as good as said to all, confidences and secrets aside. Though not directly answered, the question is tackled: is it in fact moral to sacrifice the privacy of yourself and your neighbors to ensure moral behavior in society?

I enjoyed reading Main Street. Coming from a small town, Lewis is dead-on in depicting the mindset of those who live there. It is a fascinating read, full of social commentary, and well sketched characters with believable personalities who are both real and engrossing to follow their development. Comparing the small town of then and the small town of today leads one to think for many hours after reading the book.

Car-chasing wolf isn't a pack of lies Duluth News Tribune - 04/18/2007 Minnesota Conservation Officer Steve Peterson thought it was a prank call or that someone was mistaking a German shepherd as a wolf. Until he saw it for himself. Last Friday, Peterson responded to a call of a timber wolf that was hiding in country road ditch near Brimson, then chasing vehicles that drove past. “Apparently it had been happening for several days before I got the call,” said Peterson, who patrols from Two Harbors. On arriving where the caller had reported the wolf, Peterson found the animal standing in the road. As Peterson watched with binoculars, another vehicle drove past Peterson’s truck. The wolf first hid in the ditch, then ran out when the vehicle drove by. “I couldn’t believe it. It was like a dog chasing cars,” Peterson said. “It looked like a big, healthy male wolf. No mange.” When Peterson pulled ahead on the road, the wolf retreated to the ditch, then lunged back on the road when Peterson pulled up. “He hung around for a minute or 90 seconds and then walked off. I haven’t heard any more reports since then,” Peterson noted. “I don’t know if it was protecting some food or what … I’ve never seen anything like it. I’ve seen turkeys and ducks and geese chase after people’s cars, but never a wolf before.” While the wolf didn’t threaten any people, Peterson said the area will be monitored to make sure the critter doesn’t get too bold with pedestrians. Northern Minnesota’s 3,000 or so wolves usually avoid vehicles and people. When Peterson polled people in a nearby bar, he said about half the patrons encouraged him to shoot the wolf if seen again, while the other half urged him to leave it alone. http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/articles/includes/printer.cfm?id=40105&freebie_check&CFID=28061884&CFTOKEN=89538147&jsessionid=8830e51ec2af3f19543a

3-27-07

I haven't been on in a while. I don't know when I was last...probably yesterday, I'm just so out of it. My internet connection is working like crap, so I'm at a coffee shop. MMMmmmm Dunn Bros' Coffee...and their free wi-fi. I "almost" got a job today. I've had a whole crapload of interviews lately, and they called me back and wanted to offer me a job--except that they said it required knowing ms outlook, which I don't think I've ever used before. So that one isn't going to happen. Phooey. I've got another interview tomorrow. Wish me luck, folks!
Well, someone called me back for an interview! I was driving in my car when my cell phone rang, had to ask for a moment to pull over my car first. She asked me questions about my qualifications, etc., etc., and I tell her about all my responsibilities and previous jobs and how I can be trusted and dependable, yadda yadda yadda-- all well I'm writing down the details for the interview on the back of a receipt for a parking ticket I got last month. I don't know, I thought it was pretty funny when I hung up after the convo was all done. It was all I could find in my car to write on at the time. Well, interview's not 'till Friday. We'll see how it goes!

A bit better now

Ok, so after my Thursday Night--Friday morning rantfest (see previous blog), I am glad to say I'm doing much better. I think the big thing was just that I really didn't get much sleep and that was making it difficult for me to think. Some more randoms...feel free to skip the rest if you want, these are pretty inconsequential. My weekend was uneventful. I think I made three trips to Target, each time returning home and thinking, "oh crap, I forgot to get ______!" and then resolving to just pick it up tomorrow. Upon which, the same would happen the next day. I watched 'The Family Guy' last night. What the Hell? I so rarely watch it, if ever, and I thought I'd try to get into it again, seeing as 'The Simpsons' was such a letdown, again. I just can't see how it's that funny. Disturbing, yes, shocking yes, but somehow South Park manages both those and is kick-ass hilarious the whole way through. Maybe it's not my type of humor. I don't know. I had another dream last night that I was in Texas. For some reason, in this dream, my mother and I drove down to Houston to see my sister, but I got lost on the way between Dallas(?) and H-town and we ended up in the forest that looked decidely Minnesotan, and then we got out of the car to look around. My mother insisted she drive, and as we walked back to the car, it was hit by an old fasioned locomotive steam train, and then I woke up...I don't know what that says, possibly nothing. It was all so real though, you know those kind of dreams.
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