Thanks to every one that helped me out with Demon adds!! On to the next hoops to negotiate!! lol

I need just two more Demons to add me to family!!!!

6 more demons as family and I am there!! soooooooooooo close! lol

Just need 9 more demons to add me to family!!!

i need 18 more demons to add me to family, pleaaaaaaaaaaase you lil devils :D!!

I need demon family adds if anyone would be so kind!!

I don't run! SO if you see me running you should probably run too because someone is probably chasing me!! lol

The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up and Move On and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It!!

I'm not saying lets go kill all the stupid people, I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out!

Life was much simpler when we could play a friendly game of red rover red rover and just clothesline the people that we didn't like!!

Even the week says WTF after Tuesday, Im jus sayin!! lol

I don't really mind going to work....but, I sure hate that 8 hour wait to come home

All I want is peace, love and understanding and a chocolate bar bigger than my head...

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty, there is always room for more wine!!!

No matter how big and bad you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it!!

my philosophy on parenting: I plan to give you love, nurturing and just enough dysfunction to make you funny!!

A sign in a bathroom read: Gentlemen, if you have a short bat, please step close to home plate!

I don't believe in beating my kids, so I make them wear a Justin Bieber shirt and crocks to school so the other kids will do it for me.

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.

There is only so much insanity you can blame on the full moon. The rest is just every day bat shit crazy people being themselves!