Me yelling at a squirrel to get out of the road so it doesn't get squished is probably the same feeling my Guardian Angel has watching me live my life.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

I found $20 on the ground and I asked myself "What would Jesus do?" so I turned it into wine!

I am not saying I hate him. I just hope his next BJ is from a shark!!

Sunday funday.

Tunes up and cleaning. Happy Saturday everyone!

Woooooh I leveled. Thank you everyone xoxox

full reset 2,500 more like to go for level. Thank you all :)

3,400 more likes to go. Thank you everyone.

5,300 Like left to go to level RESET

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likes reset. ❤️

Please click that like button need less than 6k for my level. Thank you xoxox

3 Things that stress me out. 1. Hot days 2. Annoying people 3. Standing too close to annoying people on hot days.

It's been a long ass fucking week- me, on a Tuesday

Want to feel better about being single? Join a dating app. It's scary out there!

I can't wait to walk down the isle again someday.. and hear those magic words... "This is your pilot speaking".

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Ever find you need a vacation from your vacation? I sure do. Missed our flight going to vacation because arriving 2 hours early wasn't enough time. Flight home was cancelled last night. At the airport now waiting to board new flight home. I miss my bed!

Making my way to the airport, be off and on as I can! Thank you all for the bombings and use of ability points.