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you know what's really fun? yelling, "Hey, Stupid!" in a big crowd and seeing who all turns around. :D
A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts
Don't you hate it when the wall decides to go all ninja and attack you just because you were texting instead of looking where you were going?!
I know 3 facts about you:1.You can't say 'M' without your lips touching. 2.You're trying it now looking like an idiot. 3.Now you're smiling! Gotta love It :)
You know, singing in the shower is dangerous! Because singing leads to dancing, and dancing leads to slipping...n
Just ran into a door frame and apologized. must be something wrong with me. it was clearly the door frame's fault!
Has anyone notice that the symbol " & " looks like a dude draging his butt on the floor???
LOL, LMAO, LMFAO, ROFL, all mean laughing, whats next? LSHIP? Laughing So Hard I Peed? XD
Don't you just hate it when you're lying down texting, your phone decides to be a ninja and slips through your fingers and attacks your face?
that epic moment when you catch the soap in mid air while in the shower.. then realize no one was there to see Ur awesomeness
my beer tells me to be happy, my tequila tells my clothes to fall off, but the law says it's illegal to run around happily naked in public, hm..what to do?
's Wonderful mood is brought to you by..Tied Up Tuesday to get past Hump Day Wednesday to have a Thirsty Thursday while waiting on Freaky Friday..
"dude,i wasn't THAT drunk". really? i saw u shaking a pineapple yelling,"SPO
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