Well shit! Face planted trying to put my pants on different this morning in an attempt to try n be as good as some of y’all. Back to one leg at a time 😉

I never feel guilty about my pleasures 😉

What would you ask for if you knew the answer was yes? 😉

You make me smile…and also super horny, but that’s not the point 😉

You make my legs want to socially distance 😉

I wish I could take all your clothes and press DELETE 😉

Don’t force someone to make time for you! If they really want to, they will! 😉

I heard the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else…any takers? 😉

Don’t expect more than you’re willing to give!

I’m in my bed, you’re in yours. One of us is in the wrong place 😉🤷‍♀️

One, two, three, four….I declare a tongue war 👅

I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead 🥄💋

Nice pants…can I test the zipper? 😉

What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? 🤔💋

I have 206 bones in my body, wanna give me another? 🦴😉

Are you into casual sex or should I dress up? 😉

Do ya miss me yet? One more night my friends 🥰

Oh you like sleeping? Me too…we should do it together 💤

Good girls go to heaven 😇 Bad girls make you feel like you’re in heaven 😈

I think the first orgasm should count as a warm up. After that it’s time for the real workout 😉