11 years in this place? Frick.

Devour her with reverence. Revere her with defilement.

C'mon girl, it's just a snuggle with a struggle.

Whiskey is my spirit animal.

Savage.

Alpha.

Obscene.

These hos are for everyone.

This shit is really still a thing?

Err...

Happy pushed-out-the-vagina Day to me.

I love the sound you make when you shut the fuck up.

Fingerblast to Frank Ocean.

I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 7...Wrong. It's rape.

Tasty ho.

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is her eyes...and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

Why do people say 'grow some balls?' Balls are weak and vulnerable; if you want to toughen up, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.

Give it to me straight. No chaser.

You're gorgeous...Too bad you're such a cunt.

Fill my soul with vomit, then ask me for a piece of gum.