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R.I.P. Joe Diffie
Mar 30, 2020comment
It must be hard for dragons to blow out candles on their birthdays...
Mar 29, 2020comment
I got the best gift ever!! A beautiful Fu-wife!!
Dec 1, 2019comment
Twerky? I'm not even gonna.......
Nov 16, 2019comment
Share some love with my Fu-fiance Fubar Puma!! She is the best!!
Nov 8, 2019comment
Everytime someone mentions Christmas in November, Santa is forced to execute an elf. So, shhhhhh......
Nov 6, 2019comment
YAY!! CUPCAKES!! Everyone likes cupcakes!
Oct 15, 2019comment
When you think about it, we are just brains piloting a skeletal mech suit covered in meat armor.
Sep 13, 2019comment
Cocktail weenies?? ….cocktail weenies....
Sep 6, 2019comment
YUMMY!!! Old potato salad! YES PLEASE!! :)
Aug 26, 2019comment
I'm back! It's been so long I forgot how to do this.....
Aug 25, 2019comment
I will be back on later to like and rate. :)
Jul 21, 2019comment
Cop asked me "You drinking?", I said "You buying?" We laughed and laughed. I need bail money.
Jul 16, 2019comment
I'm gonna make a Voo-Doo doll of myself and give it a back rub.
Jul 14, 2019comment
My thoughts and prayers for everyone dealing with that storm. Especially my #1, better times are coming!
Jul 13, 2019comment
I can't believe how wonderful my beautiful Fu Crush is!!
Jul 10, 2019comment
Just because I can't sing doesn't mean I won't sing....
Jul 10, 2019comment
Back on. Was watching Der Untergang (Downfall). The best war movie ever made, and one of the best movies ever.
Jul 9, 2019comment
I will be logged on but outside mowing grass soon. Adulting.....
Jul 9, 2019comment
I don't like to brag but, MY CRUSH IS THE BEST!
Jul 8, 2019comment
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