Haven't been on here much last couple weeks . How the hell is everyone doing?

good morning you filthy animals

Good morning everyone 🥰🥰🥰

I like my woman like I like my vegetables: 5x a day Wash before you eat them. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead☠️💀

For mechanics or anyone who truly knows about cars.... car over heats but replaces thermostat still does also, 2nd battery in short amount of time ...any ideas

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh_686D0vbw

good night everyone ❤️🥱😴

Pineapple does NOT belong on pizza. I said what I said 🤨😏

It is what it is and if it ain't well fuck it 🤷‍♀️

don't you just hate when you have the munchies yet you're not feeling a damn thang in your house... need tacos in my life 🥹

corny pickup line of the night I'm not feeling myself , can I feel you instead?

🖕😂🖕....thats all for now

new corny pick up line of the day: I must be a beaver because I am dying for your wood .

corny pick up line of the day: if I told you, you had a beautiful body....would you hold it against me? 😆🙃

hoping everyone is having a great night and staying warm ❤️

it's way too cold for my liking 😱

shit faced in real life kinda day lol

it is pretty pathetic of a person to say things like hope you kill yourself , mess with your page and etc all because I didn't respond to a message because guess what? I WORK FOR A LIVING! Therefore I don't have time to sit on here all day bc I guess what have a life . people be taking this site way too seriously. IT IS NOT REALITY PPL. it's simply to escape from the world in ( your own free time) no one ownes my time and quite frankly if that's your character I don't want anything to do with you and maybe that's why no one RESPONDS to your messages. hmmm

hate when you can't sleep

Joke of the day: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? - DOUGH NUTS- 🤣