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GO MAVS AND STARS's Status
Well howdy folks!
1 daycomment
I put a high-voltage electric fence around my property over the weekend. My neighbor is dead against it.
3 dayscomment
I'm tired of waking up for school and I'm not even the one going.
4 dayscomment
Fubar Daily Rank #10 :o
5 dayscomment
Happy Mother's Day!
May 12, 2024comment
MAVS & STARS WIN!!!
May 11, 2024comment
MAVS & STARS WIN!!!
May 11, 2024comment
GO MAVS
May 10, 2024comment
Will be at the Dallas Mavericks game in Oklahoma tomorrow. GO MAVS
May 8, 2024comment
Giving away free samples of my attitude today!
May 6, 2024comment
Giving away free samples of my attitude today!
May 6, 2024comment
May I get shitfaced? Please
May 6, 2024comment
Royal Crown?! If I don't get it, no biggy
May 5, 2024comment
Could I get a shitface? Please
May 4, 2024comment
I did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 97 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.
Apr 28, 2024comment
I did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 97 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.
Apr 28, 2024comment
I did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 97 an live comfortably for eleven minutes.
Apr 28, 2024comment
I'll never understand why people take me seriously. smh it's time to learn to laugh in life, it's healthy for you.
Apr 27, 2024comment
Could I get shitfaced? Please
Apr 26, 2024comment
Hope everyone has a wonderful day! TACO TUESDAY!
Apr 23, 2024comment
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