Fixing to put in over time at work...Yay!!!

‎*being tickled* In movies: "Aww! Stop it!" *giggles* In reality: "I WILL SHIT ON EVERYTHING YOU LOVE!!"

I know i can get 5 more amazing fans

I could use 9 more fans you amazing Fubar people

If any one could be so kind...I could use a big pimpin gift please

My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm feeling flattered they would say such kind words

I'm nekkid...as far as you know

CAn i get lots of drinks please

hello?

wanna Do It...lol

A guy just yelled at me for texting and driving. I told him to get off my hood and mind his own business.

Fuck yea! Tomorrow is Friday!!!

OK why is it a dog finds great entertainment sticking his head out of a car going 60mph................. but if you blow in his face he'll try and kill you

If someone says they love you and you don't feel the same way, say: "I love Youtube" really fast.

Any one wanna give me some drinks?

Today is national Public Sleeping Day...And here I was celebrating national Take Off Your Clothes and Run Down The Street Day...OOPS

I love you Chaotic...I miss you

I miss one women and now i wish i could have her please

I love you my wife

I miss Chaotic