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Well, 60 ain't too bad. Way better than the alternative
Feb 16, 2024comment
I'm lost these days.
Jul 6, 2023comment
Happy Canada Day 2022 !!!
Jul 1, 2022comment
Once again I must apologize for my lack of returns, I have been driving across Canada to lay our mother to rest in her final resting place. It was an emotional day yesterday
May 27, 2022comment
Sorry I haven't been returning likes and such lately, my mother passed away on my birthday and I have taken time to reflect.
Mar 13, 2022comment
Fuck, my age counter just ticked off another notch. 57 solar rotations
Feb 15, 2021comment
It smells of cheap wine and cigarettes, this place is always such a mess . Sometimes I think I'd like to watch it burn
Nov 20, 2020comment
Happy 2020 !!
Dec 31, 2019comment
Well Christmas is over once again, no need to shave the junk for a few more months
Dec 26, 2019comment
How about them Washington Nationals !!! World Series Champions !!!
Nov 1, 2019comment
Whoa, I have been gone forever it seems
Sep 15, 2019comment
It amazes me how many men my age make lewd comments on young lady's photos. Ha ha, great job creeping them the fuck out
Dec 9, 2017comment
My owner gives me a boner
Oct 19, 2017comment
Stand Up !!
Sep 25, 2017comment
Fuck shark week, when's clam week ?
Aug 1, 2017comment
Hugs and kisses to all your pink parts
Jun 8, 2017comment
Witty status coming soon. I'm sure something will come to me
Feb 3, 2017comment
Merry Christmas everyone !!!!!!!!
Dec 25, 2016comment
The devil sends the beast with wrath, for he knows the time is short
Nov 20, 2016comment
If I give you a blow fish will you show dem hooties ?
Sep 28, 2016comment
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