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DeeJay's Status
I'm still alive, promise.
4 dayscomment
Y'all are here begging for bling, I'm juts begging for blowjobs.
May 13, 2024comment
Going back to bed, who's coming?
May 12, 2024comment
Two drinks in and I already feel drunk...
May 12, 2024comment
Ok, I'm up.
May 9, 2024comment
Really feeling it today.
May 7, 2024comment
I'm awake, barely.
Apr 21, 2024comment
Where'd everybody go?
Apr 10, 2024comment
C'mere.
Apr 10, 2024comment
I'll eclipse you.
Apr 8, 2024comment
Craving cake so bad right now...
Apr 7, 2024comment
If I'm not here, I'll be in the shower.
Apr 2, 2024comment
I can't keep it in today...
Apr 1, 2024comment
Back to real life.
Apr 1, 2024comment
I don't have it in me today.
Mar 18, 2024comment
All work and no play...
Mar 17, 2024comment
New selfie, by request :P
Mar 12, 2024comment
Such a cute little bunny.
Mar 11, 2024comment
I just found out my ex is now an escort...
Mar 8, 2024comment
Come and get it.
Mar 5, 2024comment
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