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Zombish's Status
There's a fine line between tan, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.
Apr 17, 2012comment
I don't always drop it, but when I do, I drop it like it's hot.
Mar 14, 2012comment
My daily routine: Wake up, be amazing, go back to bed. It's what I do.
Jan 20, 2012comment
When you say, "9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans," all I hear is, "There's a bear out there who knows how to use matches."
Nov 1, 2011comment
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Sep 7, 2011comment
Hey, Wednesday, go f*** yourself.
Jul 27, 2011comment
When I said "I'd hit that", I meant with my car.
Mar 12, 2011comment
Here I am again, hey now, hey now, I'm the motherfvcker of the year.
Nov 24, 2010comment
In quite the pissy fvcking mood right now.
Nov 13, 2010comment
Fist + wall = Anger management
Nov 3, 2010comment
How can it be permissible, I'll compromise your principle, that kind of love is mythical, I'm anything but typical.
Oct 27, 2010comment
You and me have a disease, you affect me, you infect me.. I'm afflicted, you're addicted, you and me, you and me.
Oct 20, 2010comment
You can't love me, I'm unloveable, but baby you can try.
Oct 16, 2010comment
I'm a wild child, come and love me, I want you.. My heart's in exile, I need you to touch me, cause I want what you do... I want you.
Oct 12, 2010comment
I'm the drunken god of the living dead.
Oct 11, 2010comment
But I love you darling, and you must let me eat your brains.
Oct 6, 2010comment
Appletini bling?! WANT!
Oct 6, 2010comment
But I love you darling, and you must let me eat your brains.
Oct 6, 2010comment
When I said, "I'd hit that", I meant with my car.
Oct 6, 2010comment
It's going to be a very lonely place around here..
Oct 5, 2010comment
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