Whoever has my voodoo doll please give it a cuddle and put some money in the little pockets.

Gonna ask my boss if I can go outside and play today.

It's Thursday...not Friday like I've been thinking all day. Just in case anyone else needed their bubble burst....Always here to help ;)

Stay away from people who don't know where Usher was at 7 o'clock

Not all exes are bad...I mean look at me, I'm someone's ex and I'm delightful ;)

Happy Mother's Day to all the beautiful mommas out there! Enjoy your day, you deserve it!! (h)

Game 7 tonight! I'm not gonna jinx anything by having too much confidence in my boys but definitely hoping for a replay of last year for the Bruins ;)

If the weather can't be nice for more than 2 days in a row, neither can I

My toxic trait is once the sun starts shining I wanna quit my job and day drink. ;)

Where's that list of things I've saved for a rainy day?

I don't make mistakes, I make spicy decisions

Wanna know the difference between a man and a margarita? A margarita hits the spot every time.

I have a very peopley job for someone who doesn't like people

Tuesday would be a lot cuter if it were Friday

If it continues to be this cold I'm just gonna go ahead and put my Christmas tree back up

Me anywhere: Ugh, there are people here.

Due to not wanting to, I will not be

The older I get the more I side with the witches from fairytales who moved out to the woods and killed someone who bothered them.

Feelin' snuggly

Now Hiring: Looking for someone to take care of me. I'm gonna have to fire myself, I'm doing a terrible job lol Full time position only.