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35 Year Old · Female · From Sarasota, FL · Invited by: OOOOSookie · Joined on April 6, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on February 7th · I have a crush on someone!
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35 Year Old · Female · From Sarasota, FL · Invited by: OOOOSookie · Joined on April 6, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on February 7th · I have a crush on someone!
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"Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!" NO ASSHOLES!!!!

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"For all those men who believe there is no reason to buy the cow when you can get the milk for free…Currently 80% of women are against marriage, too, as they have wised up to the fact that for 7 ounces of sausage it is not worth buying the whole pig."

35 Year Old · Female · From Sarasota, FL · Invited by: OOOOSookie · Joined on April 6, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on February 7th · I have a crush on someone!

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