I love my children. I adore my friends. I watch a lot of movies. I read a lot of books. I run with scissors. I eat a lot of waffles. I make it all up as I go along. I make fun of you, your mom, your kids and your dog. I also make fun of myself, my mom, my kids and I’m allergic to dogs, I quote everything and everyone. I hack fashion and wear computer chips. I threaten a lot of people. I break some hearts. I fall down often and inexplicably. I tag people with sharpies. I kick and punch. I play Russian roulette with pretty boys who say the right things and let them point the pistol at my heart. Hello my name is Veronica and I'm a bandwidth junkie.