I want to say that I am pretty uncomplicated... BUT they ALL say that! Well, the inner machinations of my mind are quite perplexing, but the gist is of me - so NOT SO. I like to be entertained. I got balls and I am probably one of the most uninhibited human beings you'll EVER know - I hold nothing back. I write, and good, too. I love philosophical conversation and intellectual arguments. I wear glasses to look smarter. I BUY CDS. I love eggplants. If you see me out in public, its probably to shop ~ I have a SERIOUS substance abuse problem with expensive shoes and purses. I am MOST definitely a designer whore, I ABSOLUTELY love spending money and spending time with the people I love. I drink a lot of soda - I LOVE BUBBLES. I love silliness. I like sports and playing sports ~ I'm pretty much good at everything, I have a natural talent and I'll rub it in your face. My goal in life is to be a trophy wife, why do you think the gods blessed me with such a great rack if not to be admired? Intelligence is a major qualification to know me (she's smart AND got big tits? CRIKEY! what an F-ing Catch!)... I can't stand the ignorant and closed minded. I curse, often and creatively. I drink. I love DNA and the arts. I read - FOR FUN, mind you! Mostly history and anthropology books are what's found in my library. I'm very much a realist, and not just another blind american - so don't come at me with your politically correct bullshit... I'll eat you for dinner. I want to be your coroner - well, not YOURS but A coroner. I LOVE. and hard. I have high standards when it comes to friends and lovers. I have goals and some morals. I am currently a brunette, with blonde moments. My religion is LOGIC. I worship intelligence, learning, reasoning, fact and understanding. I'm a lover and fighter. I love to fight and I fight for love. I am passionate, I live for the drama. And I am DAMN funny, I love to laugh, especially at the expense of others. FYI: "Yea" at the end of a sentence - I'm asking you a question. I'm easily entertained and also easily annoyed - so proceed with CAUTION. I'm pretty loose when it comes to CherryTap - you may all be my friend! Let's be non-serious -what the hell, it ain't no myspace! haha. ¢¾