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Joined on May 7, 2007
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Born on June 25th
17
well i have never been good at describing myself but ill do my best. im 19 and as according to my friends crazy. im an actress and love dancing and doing anything fun and out of the ordinary... i love 80's music along with hip hop and metal. im into everything and am labled a freak lol. im into shakespear and poetry. i dont know what else to write...
Female
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Joined on May 7, 2007
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Born on June 25th
A man walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.Bartender replies"Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her." The guy says,"Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks,"Wherez zat teeqeelah?"He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body."Now" he says"Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
Hey I"m Matt nice to meet you, welcome to cherrytap, I hope you have fun, and make a lot of friends here. Stop by my page, and fan, add, and rate me. While you're there don't forget to sign the guestbook. Have a great one.
