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38 Year Old · Male · From Milwaukee, WI · Joined on September 19, 2006 · Born on August 8th
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38 Year Old · Male · From Milwaukee, WI · Joined on September 19, 2006 · Born on August 8th
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Since this box seems to be intended for somehow biographical purposes, I will now relate various informational facts descriptive of my human identity. I am twenty-one. I have been playing the guitar and dabbling in music for just under three years, and am now legally my own publisher. I have no idea what I'm doing, really. It's great. Contrary to popular belief, incompetence actually makes you stronger, kind of like wrestling a feral grizzly, or getting shot. I can't think of a way to transition from that topic to the fact that I am typing into a box, so consider this a fun surprise: I am typing into a box. Words are appearing there. This is not the first box I have transformed in such a way. I am a mammal. Though squirrels are also mammals, I am not similar to a squirrel. These are all engaging facts about me. I may seem a bit odd to you. Alternatively, I may not. Currently my left foot is not wearing a sock. On my right foot, there similarly are no socks to be found. There are socks in my bedroom, however. I'm presenting myself in a way that carefully elaborates on the most important, need-to-know facets of my whatever. I have not yet mentioned oranges, though doing so would be irrelevant. It's possible that I like ketchup, but actually I don't. I can be described using adjectives. "Lubricous" is an adjective. I can not be described with the word "lubricous." I am not lubricative. I do not lubricate. I cannot be used as a lubricant.

38 Year Old · Male · From Milwaukee, WI · Joined on September 19, 2006 · Born on August 8th
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I cannot help but feel envy of the spiritual and creative intelligence ascertained in subjecting oneself to the emotional flailings of the talented, the wise, the individual, the alien, and the insane. As an aspiring explorer of the self, explorer of the non-self, delver into realities and non-realities and their respective paradoxes, guitarist, illustrator, writer, and sometimes human being of twenty-one years, I find myself largely inspired by the aforementioned spiritual and creative intelligence that has been, as such, ascertained.
Music
Instead of defining myself to others with lists of bands I like, I find I prefer enormously to make my own music. More specifically, I'm my own one-man experimental funk-metal band, which I like to call inkTrap: Perhaps inkTrap is not described so well by the word "band" as it is by the mental image of a newly-hatched larval worm, wingless and wiggling nervously. When asked to describe what it sounds like, I might say: Like mathematical vibrations that stimulate your inner ear and are then translated via your human auditory mechanisms into perceptions of sound that by nature describe to you what they sound like far better than any awkward written attempt. You can listen to my songs either here in my profile or at my website which is afloat elsewhere in hyperspace.

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  • Someone ⇒ inkTrap
    Hmmmm. You are adorable but I have a feeling that you forgot about this sight. *nod*

    17 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ inkTrap
    http://www.easygraffititext.com - graffiti text

    17 years ago · Reply
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