49 Year Old
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From Pascagoula, MS·
Joined on August 17, 2006
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Born on April 26th
·1 referrals joined!
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I AM A FREESTYLE COMEDIAN. I DON'T WRITE DOWN JOKES. I MAKE YOU LAUGH FROM WHATEVER COMES TO MIND. THIS COMEDY SHIT IS SERIOUS. KEEP YOUR EYES ON ME. I AM GOING TO MAKE IT. SO IF YOU GOT JOKES OR YOU NEED A GOOD LAUGH, HOLLA @ ME. IF THIS COMEDY SHIT DON'T WORK FOR ME, I'LL JUST GO BACK TO MY OLD JOB MASSAGING HOMELESS PEOPLE FOR 5 CENTS A MINUTE. HEY, IT'S A LIVING. WHEN I'M NOT GETTING BOOTY CALLS FROM OPRAH WINFREY, YOU CAN FIND ME IN SOME BACKWOODS SWAMP WRESTLING ALLIGATORS WITH MARTHA STEWART. SHE HAS A KILLER GRAPPLE HOLD. SHE COOKS, CLEANS, AND BITCHSLAPS. I HAVE A TATTOO OF MARTHA ON MY RIGHT ARM AND HER COOKING RECIPES ON MY BACK. I NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT PACKING A SPOON. SHE CARRIES THE GUNS. YEAH, I JUST MADE THAT SHIT UP. THAT'S WHAT FREESTYLE COMEDIANS DO. WE IMPROVISE, BABY. HOLLA BACK. I GOT JOKES!!!
49 Year Old
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From Pascagoula, MS·
Joined on August 17, 2006
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Born on April 26th
·1 referrals joined!
Interests
I AM INTERESTED IN MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH. I WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE THE ICE CREAM MAN WHEN I WALK THROUGH THE HOOD.
OKAY, MAYBE THE MAILMAN. NOBODY BEATS UP THE MAILMAN.
Music
I AM A VERY DIVERSED PERSON. I LIKE R & B, HIP HOP, ALTERNATIVE, SLOW GROOVE, CHOPPED & SCREWED, SPANISH, AND COCOA BUTTER
Video Games
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, LORD OF THE RINGS: THE 3RD AGE, THE PUNISHER. I LOVE GAMES!!!
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