Farmer SamHi, my name is Sam and I live down ere on a farm, with me sheep, goats, pigs and the kids.
When I was a little girl my Daddy told me a story about how he got an award for being outstanding in his field. I've been stood in my field for a month now and I haven't bloody won no award yet.
My likes are fresh milk from the cows teets, and rolls in the hay.
My dislikes are bacon cos pigs are like family.