hello there i am under the assumption that you came to my profile to learn all about me am i correct?? well, if so, lets start your learning process. my name is teesha aka skittles, i am going to be 18 in 2 months, i am crazy, im a juggalette, i have 2 friends in life. they are alcohol, and weed. i have the occasional conversation with vodka, and beer, but i tend to talk to mary jane more. they are my friends and they don't fight over me, because when i am a houseparty, they both get a turn. i kiss random people cause i can, i like to flirt, i like to kiss random people. i tend to piss people off because i can be annoying sometimes, and i am a complete 100% smartass, so people tend to not like me because of it. i am loud at times, and proud of it. i like to freak people out, i have a belly ring, 4 earrings in my right ear, and 3 in my left, and i am getting a tounge ring shortly. i have a new fascination with sexy lingueri..(misspelled it dont care) i am going to start college to become an elementary school teacher. i hate kids, but cant wait till i have some of my own. i have a new job, its at silver sage travel center. i am single, because eric broke up with me, and so i have no more reason to live. i have a tendency to keep talking and just spitting out shit as i go. i like south park, i like porcellin dolls, and i collect them as well as shot glasses. i have a new shot glass that says interstate 420 on it. i have a pretty cat named calli, i have a pussy, that i havent named yet, i have a cell phone that i havent named yet, and a computer and a stero, and a van. i havent named my computer or my stereo, but i have named my van. its official name is Shit head. so when i get a picture of shit head on here, then you can freely, and outspokenly introduce yourself to shit head. i am a high school graduate, and i like to mumble and ramble. i like scarying people with my randomness...i enjoy speakin freely about masterbation. it is a natural thing. microwaves are evil, penguins are pretty, and monkeys are wild.