When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Oh, no worries, I never take mumms very seriously, just a form of entertainment. And pay no attention to my other comment in your last one, I was just being goofy. Hope you don't take offense to the mummers, gotta just roll with the punches and have thick skin. Its all in fun for 90% of em. Later.