At Christmas time every girl wants her past forgotten and her
present remembered.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for
Christmas? He felt his presents.
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
Merry Christmas to Ewe!
What did the rabbit give his girlfriend for Christmas?
A 14 carrot ring!
What do reindeers say before telling you a joke ?
This one will sleigh you !
Did you hear about the guy who played golf on Christmas and
accidentally hit a bird? He got a partridge on a par three.
The five year old twins climbed up on their roof. Bobby
said, "C'mon,
let's jump down the chimney! Just like Santa does!" Billy, "No!"
Bobby, "Why not?" Billy, "I'm afraid to go down a chimney like
Santa." Bobby, "You must have Claustrophobia."
RIDDLES
How do snowmen travel around ?
By icicle !
How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?
Don't feed it !
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe
